Auto Correct Ruins Lives

Because of work, we often have to communicate with our customers through texts/Whatsapp. Over time, I've accumulated some really hilarious (and embarrassing) #fails caused by auto correct. Thought I'd share some here. Happy hump day!

What I meant to say: Hello! Here's the menu for your reference.
What I ended up sending: Elmo! Here's the menu for your reference.

What I meant to say: I will text you when I'm home.
What I ended up sending: I will text you when I'm gone.

What I meant to say: Just sent you an email.
What I ended up sending: Just sent you an snail.

What I meant to say: Sure, I will liaise with him from here.
What I ended up sending: Sure, I will kiss with him from here.

AND THIS HAPPENED:

What in the world, auto correct?! You just ruined my life, thanks. 

We do not sell farts btw.